Shaq. vs. Boring

Shaq, I watched your show last night. As always, you are larger than life. You deserve having the TV show and I think you did a great job, but unfortunately the show itself is no good. The hour-long episode seemed like two hours. There was too much stuff in between jokes that was not fun, and the typical reality television editing was annoying.

You should do a different type of show. Here is the pitch. It can be a combination of the Dave Chappelle and The Ali G Show. Shaq interviews people, Shaq has characters that interview and interact with people. You can have games, comedians, and YES, competitions against other athletes in one of the segments. It has to be SHAQ's VARIETY HOUR or something better, not this. This is no good for hour-long episodes.

Playing against Roethlisberger, a football star in a country were football is king, was probably the highlight of the season. I think Tom Brady would have been better, but what is next? Oscar De La Hoya can be fun, but you are going to run out of good guests quickly and the show will be over. 

Trust me. We all know how funny you are and you can do better. I guess now it will have to wait until next season, considering that at some point you need to start getting in shape if you want to get that Championship with LeBron. I think Shaq. Vs. will be cancelled before you know it and you and Mark Cuban can have a nice chat about how ABC screwed you both. 

Anyways, just for the record, I hate reality shows and I only watched it because of you. I gave it a shot, but I don't think I will be back next week. Good luck and if you want to do another show I'd be happy to help!